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Oh, I love being a hundred. It's so coordinated.
I don't eat at a table, I eat in my easy chair. That givs me a much bigger chance to watch TV while I pour my dinner all over myself. So, I figured that salad would be a good choice. I like 1000 Island dressing here at home. I found a salad "kit" at WM, decided to try it out.
Not too bad. Came with cheese and tortilla chips. Plus this one had Avocado dressing. It wasn't too bad either. There's 2-3 servings in the bag.
So for lunch, more salad. I fix it all up, even add my own broccoli and cucumber (forgot to buy tomatoes, lol.) Then pour 1000 Island all over it. Yum yum.
Go to the living room, kick Bailey out of my chair, lol and sit down. VERY FIRST BITE! Oh, this looks good. Scoop up a good forkful and here goes - right all over my t-shirt. OH, @$^*#^$$@%&*! Thousand Island and salad all over my nice, clean shirt. And, if that ain't humiliating enough, Hoover saw me. So here comes Hoover right over the chair arm into my lap (dang dog can sure jump when there's food involved, lol.)
Before I can even twitch, Hoover is up here licking my t-shirt. No please, no mother-may-I, just "Outta my way, human!" lol.
Well, half a salad is better than no salad, I guess. Maybe if I do it twice, I'll get a whole salad.
Bailey! Here, Girl! Lunch time!
I don't eat at a table, I eat in my easy chair. That givs me a much bigger chance to watch TV while I pour my dinner all over myself. So, I figured that salad would be a good choice. I like 1000 Island dressing here at home. I found a salad "kit" at WM, decided to try it out.
Not too bad. Came with cheese and tortilla chips. Plus this one had Avocado dressing. It wasn't too bad either. There's 2-3 servings in the bag.
So for lunch, more salad. I fix it all up, even add my own broccoli and cucumber (forgot to buy tomatoes, lol.) Then pour 1000 Island all over it. Yum yum.
Go to the living room, kick Bailey out of my chair, lol and sit down. VERY FIRST BITE! Oh, this looks good. Scoop up a good forkful and here goes - right all over my t-shirt. OH, @$^*#^$$@%&*! Thousand Island and salad all over my nice, clean shirt. And, if that ain't humiliating enough, Hoover saw me. So here comes Hoover right over the chair arm into my lap (dang dog can sure jump when there's food involved, lol.)
Before I can even twitch, Hoover is up here licking my t-shirt. No please, no mother-may-I, just "Outta my way, human!" lol.
Well, half a salad is better than no salad, I guess. Maybe if I do it twice, I'll get a whole salad.
Bailey! Here, Girl! Lunch time!
I can resist everything except temptation.
This may be old. I didn't try searching other threads for it. Also, you might be able to substitute fish for the chicken?
Although this compilation is meant to be a collection of reactions to the recipe, it IS tic-tok, and I suspect at least some of them are staged. Still a funny watch, though, mostly. And the end result looks delicious, even if I can't have it.
Also, the music is annoying at first. They eventually turn the volume down when some of the reactors start speaking. It even includes one crazy who is convinced that the dog is what got served for dinner. She missed the one quick shot with the dog in the background while the chicken was already being cooked.
And I gave one other reactor credit for being creative, and upon re-watching I realized I misheard her. She said she was now food-sexual. At first I thought she said pan-sexual, which is funnier.
Although this compilation is meant to be a collection of reactions to the recipe, it IS tic-tok, and I suspect at least some of them are staged. Still a funny watch, though, mostly. And the end result looks delicious, even if I can't have it.
Also, the music is annoying at first. They eventually turn the volume down when some of the reactors start speaking. It even includes one crazy who is convinced that the dog is what got served for dinner. She missed the one quick shot with the dog in the background while the chicken was already being cooked.
And I gave one other reactor credit for being creative, and upon re-watching I realized I misheard her. She said she was now food-sexual. At first I thought she said pan-sexual, which is funnier.
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It's amazing what you can find online.... my instagram feed is changing a lot... it used to be all tits and ass.... not to sound old and boring, I love tits and ass as much as the next person, but there is more to life? Maybe it's just that I'm jealous that they post bare titties and ass crack and I have been deleted 3 times because of a jiggle or tiny boob shake or just because of who I am, anyhooo my instagram feed is now all about traveling, cool places, exercise techniques, dog stuff, and vegetarian recipes! They let you download them too!
Tell me these don't look delicious! https://www.instagram.com/cuire_vegan/
Oh and while I'm at it, look at this quesadilla?
Tell me these don't look delicious! https://www.instagram.com/cuire_vegan/
Oh and while I'm at it, look at this quesadilla?
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I don't use instagram, but I am glad yours has added some of your personal interests. Most of the vegan dishes looked sorta good, but given that I have food sensitivities anything that would trigger them makes food look unappetizing for me. So, the cheese and bread in the vegan pics are now a turn-off for me. The video also looked good, except I don't like very spicy food. So, the Buffalo sauce and chili powder are turn offs. In addition to the cream cheese.stickyvicky wrote: ↑May 11th, 2024, 5:12 pm It's amazing what you can find online.... my instagram feed is changing a lot... it used to be all tits and ass.... not to sound old and boring, I love tits and ass as much as the next person, but there is more to life? Maybe it's just that I'm jealous that they post bare titties and ass crack and I have been deleted 3 times because of a jiggle or tiny boob shake or just because of who I am, anyhooo my instagram feed is now all about traveling, cool places, exercise techniques, dog stuff, and vegetarian recipes! They let you download them too!
Tell me these don't look delicious! https://www.instagram.com/cuire_vegan/
Oh and while I'm at it, look at this quesadilla?
https://youtu.be/ZezXrFnWPCM
However, since you and Walt seem to like avocados:
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