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Benny25
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March 4th, 2007, 1:06 am

I'm going into the counterfeiting business and I thought I'd show you all the first bill off the press. I'm looking for investors :lol:

Click the thumbnail please.

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March 4th, 2007, 1:17 am

Hey Benny, The US Treasury Department, and the US Secret Service (when they aren't protecting George W) are gonna be all over your rump, no, behind, no ... ASS!!! yes.. Heehee!!... A big smile for the artwork... :D ... Thanks Benny.
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March 4th, 2007, 2:31 am

Thanks John.............let's keep this a secret ok? :wink: :lol:
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March 4th, 2007, 9:22 am

Excellent work, Benny. Should I use these to buy a beer at my local Hooters? :shock:
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March 4th, 2007, 10:24 am

Go ahead Walt. Just tell them you got it with your income tax return. :lol:
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March 4th, 2007, 10:58 pm

Nice job, Benny...but...but....

Only ONE DOLLAR?!?!?!?!?!

Forget the Secret Service...Vicky oughta kick your ass on general principal (and interest)...couldn't have you used a significantly higher value for your copy??? Like, say, a Benjamin or a Grant???

(Just kidding about the kicking ass thing...a spanking will do just fine.)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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March 5th, 2007, 12:41 am

You guys, are all insane... all so crazy...LOL!!!! But in a good way... as I'm laughing my ass off right now at this time... Take care good people, as I have to go to sleep now.

Here is the order of US currency in sequential order from smallest to highest as presently listed:

$1 George Washington
$2 Thomas Jefferson
$5 Abraham Lincoln
$10 Alexander Hamilton - American patriot. He was one of the founders of the New York Stock Exchange. He was also the first Treasurer of the United States. (under Thomas Jefferson) assassinated by the Vice President, Aaron Burr, in a duel.
$20 Andrew Jackson
$50 Ulysses S. Grant
$100 Benjamin Franklin - American patriot, inventor of the printing press. First Postmaster General of the United States. One of three non-presidents depicted on US currency. The others are listed here as well.
$500 William McKinley
$1,000 Grover Cleveland
$5,000 James Madison
$10,000 Salmon P. Chase - Treasury Secretary under Lincoln - responsible for issuing paper money. He was also was the sixth Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
$100,000 Woodrow Wilson

The majority of bills currently in circulation is primarily up to the $100 bill. Though you can request a $500 or a $1,000 at your local bank. (however they may not have them in the teller drawers) - they stopped making the larger bills, demoninations over the $100 value after 1969.

Trivia - the $1 bill will not receive a facelift because it gets taken out of circulation so fast, as they get defaced so soon because of everyone using them ... The average life of a $1.00 bill is about 23 days... as the US Treasury Department will receive millions overnight from the various Federal Reserve Banks and they authorize the burning of millions each day....

So Benny, make me about a million or two of the "Ms. Vicky" ... :D :D :D
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March 5th, 2007, 10:27 am

Benny, make it 10 bucks and we'll use it for the cam coupon on the site.... lol. Hilarious by the way...
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March 5th, 2007, 6:10 pm

And the members can print out the 10's and bring them to the club's when I do appearances and they can spend them on merchandise!
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March 5th, 2007, 9:47 pm

Great idea you two! Let me do some investigating.
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March 6th, 2007, 10:21 pm

Can we use them for lap dances? :lol:

I suppose you want real money for those...
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March 6th, 2007, 11:14 pm

Tony D. wrote:Can we use them for lap dances? :lol:

I suppose you want real money for those...

LOL Tony! :lol:
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March 6th, 2007, 11:30 pm

Hey Benny, next time I come out, print up a bunch of 10's and we'll take them up to Fritz's. You have to wonder if some of the girls wouldn't even know the difference, lol. Just don't try to pull this crap on Vicky, she may be too smart to fall for it. Have you noticed she's not really blonde any more? So she's getting smarter...


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March 7th, 2007, 1:04 am

Speaking of which, strip clubs .... :lol: ... check out the Buddy Hackett joke that I seem to remember. It's in "Vicky at Home: Lavatory Occupied: Austria!!!" .... :lol: :lol:
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March 7th, 2007, 1:15 am

Hey Tony, let's go to Fritz's for lunch and see if you can give them to the pick pocket Nicole....LOL
For myself I'm printing up a pile, LOL :lol: :lol:
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March 7th, 2007, 2:05 am

... or you can do the "litmus" paper test on the bills.... Remember Charles Grodin, as the mob accountant; and Robert DeNiro as the bounty hunter, in the bar from Midnight Run... :lol: :P :lol: :P
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March 7th, 2007, 7:19 pm

Not Nicole, she's too smart. Maybe Paige, lol.
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March 7th, 2007, 10:57 pm

Allright Bossman and Tony - I feel this is an inside joke between you two. Answer me this, who is the blonde and who is the brunette in this picture? Nicole or Paige? Are they both strippers? Or is one a waitress, or a barmaid? The other is really a pickpocket? That's really weird ... What's the inside scoop to these two ladies? [for us, the non knowing ones!! .. :) ] Please explain...
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March 7th, 2007, 10:59 pm

Strippers, yes, Nicole's brunette, Paige is...not sure, platinum fake... I like both of them...
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March 11th, 2007, 7:38 pm

Are they in Chicago or in Southern California?
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