In my local hospital I overheard the patients reading Scottish poetry.
It was the Serious Burns Unit!
The condition of the patient who complained about hospital food, her bed, the ward and the nurses was described last night as "highly critical"
A man admitted to hospital after insisting he was a cushion was described by doctors as "comfortable"
A man was taken to hospital covered in wood and hay and with a horse inside him
His condition was described as "stable"
Two competitors were rushed to hospital after an accident at the World Tag Championships.
A hospital spokesman said it was touch and go for a while.
Woman : "my husband was admitted yesterday. How is he? He thinks he's a torpedo."
Doctor: "We're hoping to discharge him tomorrow!"
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